Some tinhorn fresh out from New York City has opened an "All-You-Can-Eat" buffet in town, and you've all put down your cash and've pretty much taken over the place. Just as you and your ramrod, Bart, are about to arm wrestle for the last chicken wing, the owner comes in and sees all his steam trays are empty and his profits have gone up in smoke.

He starts jabbering "Buffet closed! You go now! You go!"

You and Bart look at each other and say "He said 'All you can eat'!

Time to teach this New Yorker what that means! There won't be an unbroken dish in the place when you're done…

Ammo
5+ pistol, 8+ rifle

Starting Position
Standing at left end of table, dinner plate in hand, safely holstered pistol loaded with five rounds.

Rifle safely staged at right end of table, eight rounds in magazine.

Procedure
When ready, shout "You said 'All you can eat'!"

At the buzzer, drop the plate on the table (not on the ground) engage each pistol target.
If you miss any target, you must reload and shoot until all pistol targets have been hit at least once.
Running out of ammo before all targets have been hit earns you misses for whatever isn't hit.

Pick up plate and move to other end of table. Drop plate on the table and engage each rifle target twice.
If you miss any rifle targets, you again must reload! Time will not stop until all rifle targets have been hit twice.
Again, running out of ammo before all targets have been hit earns you misses for whatever isn't hit.