You and your hands've been on the trail for three months, drivin' a bunch of ornery cows without any fit grub since the cook got snake bit. You're all hungry enough to eat a whole horse, even if it ain't cooked!
Some tinhorn fresh out from New York City has opened an "All-You-Can-Eat" buffet in town, and you've all put down your cash and've pretty much taken over the place. Just as you and your ramrod, Bart, are about to arm wrestle for the last chicken wing, the owner comes in and sees all his steam trays are empty and his profits have gone up in smoke.
He starts jabbering "Buffet closed! You go now! You go!"
You and Bart look at each other and say "He said 'All you can eat'!
Time to teach this New Yorker what that means! There won't be an unbroken dish in the place when you're done…
Ammo
10 pistol, 9 rifle
Starting Position
Standing at left end of table, dinner plate held in both hands, two holstered pistols loaded with five rounds each.
Rifle safely staged at right end of table, nine rounds in magazine.
Procedure
When ready, shout "You said 'All you can eat!'"
At the buzzer, move to right end of table, drop plate on table (not on ground) and Nevada Sweep rifle targets, starting at the left.
Pick up plate, and move back to the starting position.
Drop plate on table (not on ground) and sweep pistol targets from left to right. Repeat, sweeping from right to left.
John F Carr.
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