It's been years since you rode the old trail, feels longer since you had a good meal. You ramble into a town that looks sorta familiar like and notice a place on the corner with a sign - "Bet you can't beat our meat, come on in and try!" You head inside and there's a sign "All you can eat steak - four bits" so you take a plate and start filling it with beef. After ten trips up to the counter you find nothing but an empty bin. You grab a wooden spoon and start banging away for service. Out of the back comes a scrawny little tinhorn.
Then it all comes back to you - you tore his joint up in yer younger days and looks like it's time to do it again.
He starts jabbering "You!! You go!!! No pigs - Buffet closed!"
You stare him yer meanest look and say "It still says 'All you can eat'! "
This time the New Yorker pulls out a cleaver, but you're not gonna give him a chance.
Ammo
10 Pistol, 10 Rifle
Starting Position
Standing at left end of table, pot on the table in front of you, spoon in one hand and other hand on the pot, two safely holstered pistol loaded with five rounds each.
Rifle safely staged at right end of table, ten rounds in magazine.
Procedure
When ready, bang pot with the spoon and shout "Get your meat out here!"
At the buzzer, move to the right end of the table, drop spoon on table and Nevada Sweep rifle targets, starting at either end.
Make rifle safe, pick up spoon and move to the left end of the table.
Drop spoon in pot and double-tap Nevada Sweep the pistol targets, starting at either end .
John F Carr.
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