"Days Gone Bye and Bye"
by Wild Bill Blackerby
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Scenario
The years have gone bye and have not been kind. You were once a tall, strong, handsome, strapping, famous western actor but now you're a hunched, fat, balding, has-been - one dog food meal away from doing porn. Your feeble mind starts to think of those glory days, and the next thing you know you're transported back to reliving one of your greatest roles - taking on a gang of outlaws from a cabin. Now if you could only remember the damn lines… Of course you tend to be a little confused which movie it was
Ammo
Starting Position
Rifle safely staged on wall, ten rounds in magazine. Shotgun safely staged on wall, at least four shotshells on your person.
Procedure
At the buzzer, move to window and engage the rifle targets in a Lawrence Welk Sweep (1-2-2-3-3-3-4-4-4-4), starting on the left.
Move to door, say "'Scuse me while I whip this out!" and engage pistol targets in a 1-3-1 sweep, starting at either end.
Say "Candygram for Mongo!" and engage shotgun targets in any order.
Note: Not saying the lines between guns will earn you a Procedural Penalty.
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