"Hello, Mr Wilson!"

by Piney Woods

 

Scenario
You've just spotted one of the neighbor's cats that've been using your dooryard as a litter box. Not wantin' to rile the neighbors (or let 'em know what you're doin') you decide to take 'im out with your trusty slingshot. Unfortunately, that cat belongs to the neighborhood curmudgeon, Mr Wilson. He spots you stalking his pussy and takes exception to your tactics. Next thing you know, here he comes a shootin'.

Ammo
10 Pistol, 9 Rifle, 4+ shotgun, 1 Malted Milk Ball

Starting Position
Standing in doorway, slingshot loaded with one Malted Milk Ball in hands, two safely holstered pistols loaded with five rounds each.

Shotgun safely staged on wall, at least four shells in the box on the table.

Rifle safely staged on wall, nine rounds in magazine.

Procedure
When ready, engage the cat with a Malted Milk Ball.

At the buzzer, yell "Oh oh, it's Mr Wilson!".

Thru the window, sweep rifle targets three times.

Thru the window, engage each pistol target at least three times.

Thru the doorway, engage each shotgun target.

 

   

 

 

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