"I'm in the Jailhouse Now"

by Hawk Spivey - North Alabama Regulators

 

Scenario
You've done it again, wakin' up in jail with a hangover and a knot on your noggin! As your head starts to clear, you remember getting caught in a "compromizin' position", with a purty gal. How wuz you supposed to know she wuz the judge's daughter!

Lyin' on your bunk, you and the sheriff are jawin' when in comes that same purty gal with a covered tray, but afore you kin git up, in busts her seven big brothers with a hangin' rope.

When the old sheriff tries to run them boys off they just up and shoot him down like a dog! That purty gal hollers and hands you the tray thru the bars. God bless purty women, cause on that tray is a trusty six shooter! After you blaze away at them old boys, you grab up the sheriff's pistol and commence to shootin'. Seems he fell against your cell when he wuz plugged. Grabbin' up the sheriff's shotgun that fell on the floor, right by the bars, you pluck shells out of the sheriff's vest and shoot the last of them pesky brothers.

Ammo
10 Pistol, 4+ shotgun

Starting Position
Standing, facing downrange with two empty holsters.

First pistol is safely staged in the sheriff's holster, loaded with five rounds.

Second pistol safely staged in tray, loaded with five rounds.

Shotgun safely staged on the sheriff's body, at least four shotgun shells in a pocket of the sheriff's vest.

Procedure
When ready, yell "Kissin ain't a hangin' offense!".

At the buzzer, sweep pistol targets from left to right. Repeat.

Loading from the sheriff's vest, engage shotgun targets twice each, alternating targets between shots.

 

   

 

 

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