"Marshal of Silly Walks"

by Wild Bill Blackerby

 

Scenario
You are the Marshal of Silly Walks, Kansas - so named for the peculiar walking style of the town's population.

As you are strutting your evening rounds, you come across a band of twits who have arrived in town on the stage and are harassing the locals. This will not be tolerated so you trot back to your office to get your scattergun.

Armed and ready to clear the twits off the streets you return - finding yourself to now also be a target of their taunts.

Stupid twits.

Ammo
10 pistol, 10 rifle, 4+ shotgun

Starting Position
Standing two paces back from center of table, two pistols safely holstered.

Rifle and shotgun safely staged on table.

Procedure
When ready, say "What's all this then?"

At the buzzer, silly walk to shotgun and engage shotgun targets in any order.

Make shotgun safe and silly walk to rifle and engage rifle targets in a Hermit Joe Sweep. (1-2-1-3-1-4-1-5-1-6)

Make rifle safe, silly walk to center of table and engage pistol targets in a 1-2-1-3-1 order twice.

(10 second bonus if posse enjoys your Silly Walk)