"I'm a Lumberjack"

by Wild Bill Blackerby

 

Scenario
Years pass and you're sitting in your office reflecting back on your life. You didn't want to be a Marshal. You wanted to be a Lumberjack!

Yes a Lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the river! The Fir! The Larch! The Redwood! The Mighty Scots Pine! With your best girl by your side you'd sing, SING…

And at that moment the local Gumby crashes in and says "They're coming Marshal!"

Oh my brain hurts! Well, it's time to grab the scattergun. You can hit the Saloon in drag later tonight, after you kill the Piranha Brothers.

Ammo
10 pistol, 10 rifle, 2+ shotgun

Starting Position
Standing behind table with two safely holstered pistols, both hands holding axe.

Rifle and shotgun safely staged on table.

Procedure
When ready, say "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!"

At the buzzer, drop the axe and engage pistol targets in a Hoptoad Sweep (2-1-2-3-2) twice.

Make pistols safe and engage rifle targets in the same manner.

Make rifle safe and engage shotgun targets in any order.