You know more about wranglin', robbin', and rustlin' than readin', writin', and 'rithmetic, but you need to lay low for awhile so you've taken a job as a teacher in a backwater town.
You call the kids to school by ringing the bell with your rifle, then learn them their letters by shooting them on the wall with your pistol. When you get to teachin' 'em cipherin', you use the old "If Johnny has six apples and you shoot two of 'em, how many does he have left?" example.
Ammo
10 Pistol, 8 Rifle, 6+ shotgun
Starting Position
Standing at right end of table, holding schoolbooks in both hands, two safely holstered pistols loaded with five rounds each.
Shotgun safely staged at left end of table, at least six shotshells on your person.
Rifle safely staged at right end of table, eight rounds in magazine.
Procedure
At the buzzer, set the books down and engage R1 (ringing the bell) eight times.
Pick up books, move to left end of table and put books down.
Withe ten rounds, engage pistol targets in a continuing Nevada Sweep, starting at the left, reciting the alphabet as you fire, one letter for each shot.
Say "One plus one equals two." while engaging S1 and S2.
Say "Plus two equals four" while engaging S1 and S2 again.
Say "Plus two more equals six" while engaging S1 and S2 again.
After the last shot say "Class dismissed!"
John F Carr.
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