"Hit the Shower"
Mother's Day Match Stage

by Piney Woods & Wild Bill Blackerby

Scenario
Your sweet only son Norman has a real problem with wild women. Of course takin' him outta town and openin' the only hotel in miles you thought he'd be too busy to miss them. But one night along comes a floozy lookin' for a room for the night and she's makin' eyes at your boy. She told him she's a dirty girl and needs a bath. The hotel actually has a new fangled shower but no running water so Norman goes up to the house to heat some up for her.

You know what she really wants and not with your son she ain't, so while he's busy warmin' the water up you grab a knife from the kitchen and go down to carve out her gold diggin' heart. Of course ya bring along yer guns to make sure Norman gets the point.

You sneak into her room and find she's just waitin' for yer boy - all naked standin' in the shower. So it's time to show her a mother's love…

Ammo
10 pistol, 10 rifle, 4+ shotgun

Starting Position
Standing at the doorway, knife held in one hand, two safely holstered pistols loaded with five rounds each.

Shotgun safely staged on wall, at least four shotshells on your person.

Rifle safely staged on wall, ten rounds in magazine.

Procedure
When ready, shout "A boy's best friend is his mother."

At the buzzer, open the shower curtain and sweep pistol targets, 2-1-2, twice in the same direction, starting at either end.

Thru the window, sweep rifle targets, 2-1-2, twice in the same direction, starting at either end.

Engage shotgun targets thru the doorway in any order.

 

   

 

 

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