"A Chicken Walks into a Bar..."

by Stan Pede and Piney Woods

 

A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve poultry!"
The chicken says "That's OK, I just want a drink."

Scenario
You awaken one morning to screams coming from the chicken coop. Sneaking in the back door of the coop, you see that ruffians have grabbed the farmers daughter. By sneaking in the back door you have the drop on them. Before the shootin' starts, you hear one of the ruffians ask "Why does this chicken coop have two doors?"

Ammo
10 Pistol, 10 Rifle, 2+ Shotgun

Starting Position
Standing behind table, both hands flat on the table, all guns safely staged on table.

Procedure
When ready, say "If it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan."

At the buzzer, engage all targets in any order. Pistol and rifle targets must be engaged twice each.

 

   

 

 

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