by Wild Bill Blackerby & Piney Woods

Sam was reportedly ordered by General Robert E. Lee to guard the borders between the Confederate States and the United States during the American Civil War. He is oblivious to the fact that the war ended 'almost ninety years ago' ("I ain't no clock watcher!") and continues to await newer orders from General Lee. He refuses to allow any Yankee to cross the line.

Bugs finds himself fighting to cross the line. He disguises himself as Abraham Lincoln, Stonewall Jackson, and Scarlett O'Hara to little effect. He at last succeeds in removing Sam from his guard post after informing him that "the Yankees are in Chattanooga" Tennessee. Sam marches to Chattanooga. The finale has Sam using a rifle to threaten the New York Yankees, preventing them from competing against the Chattanooga Lookouts.

Starting Position
Standing at the fence, two safely holstered pistols loaded with five rounds each.

Rifle, loaded with ten rounds, safely staged on fence.

Shotgun safely staged on fence.

Procedure
When ready, say "Great horny toads, I'm up north. Gotta burn my boots, they touched Yankee soil! "

At the buzzer, engage pistol targets 1-1-2-2-2-3-3-3-4-4.

Engage rifle targets 1-1-2-2-2-3-3-3-4-4.

Make rifle safe and engage shotgun targets from left to right.